Posted 1 month ago

batmanstardis:

Ok so today I was on the bus with my friend and there’s this gangster douche who always plays music and he got into an argument about rap music with some guy and to break the tie he asked this really quiet girl about it and she said ” idk is that even real music?” And he was like ” suck my dick” and she was like “ok hold on lemme get my magnifying glass”

Posted 1 month ago

Ok so today I was on the bus with my friend and there’s this gangster douche who always plays music and he got into an argument about rap music with some guy and to break the tie he asked this really quiet girl about it and she said ” idk is that even real music?” And he was like ” suck my dick” and she was like “ok hold on lemme get my magnifying glass”

Posted 1 month ago

Hot skinny girl: Haha I could stay on the internet and eat so much junk food all day!

Everybody: Haha omg you are so funny and relatable

Overweight girl: Haha I could stay on the internet and eat so much junk food all day!

Everybody: shut up fat ass

Posted 1 month ago

Mom: *buys family pack of Oreos*

Mom: these are called FAMILY packs for a reason

Me: *hisses into darkness*

Posted 1 month ago

*DISCLAIMER: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME

batmanstardis:

Homework

Posted 1 month ago

*DISCLAIMER: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME

Homework

Posted 1 month ago

If your reading this, you have an excellent taste in blogs

Posted 1 month ago

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

(Source: oprahwingdings)

Posted 1 month ago

Look at this fucking bird on city bird it’s like so fucking conceded and the other ones like

bring me the cocaine……

Posted 1 month ago

batmanstardis:

I’m 1 part hipster 1 part punk and 2 parts WHAT THE LIVING FUCK IS THAT!?!